the da vinci code might be too long

[blistermoth]

patron: "do you have the South Beach Diet book?"
*I find book and give it to patron*
patron: "my, my it's such a thick book"

Comments

[spacecolonspace.livejournal.com]

The book obviously hasn't read itself to slim down.

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

there's a lot of dieting in there. a lot of weight has to come off.