Today’s work highlights so far:

[blistermoth]

1)A man called looking for charities in the area that pick up furniture. I called the Salvation Army and confirmed that indeed they do pick up furniture. I called the patron back, “No not them, they’re an army.” Must have been a pacifist.
2)A woman called “I have an algebra question.” Turns out that she’s tutoring high school students in algebra.
3)A man looking for info on certain Mafia figures who from his appearance might have already been buried by said Mafia.

Comments

[bona.livejournal.com]

That would be 1/64

Now if someone can get the local airport director to call me back, I'll be set!

[tiwonge.livejournal.com]

You, obviously, should moonlight as a reference librarian.

(But don't give up your day job.)

[bona.livejournal.com]

No, no, I moonlight *with* a reference librarian. That's way more fun.

Random fact: Ridership at the Elkhart and South Bend Amtrak stations was up 22 and 20 percent, respectively, in 2004.

Level of urine smell on the walls, though, remained the same.