Local headline of the day

[blistermoth]

Man it's dangerous being a Wal-Mart greeter.

Comments

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

she wanted her 'sack of weed' returned to her!

[malakhgabriel.livejournal.com]

"Payne also reportedly asked police to return her “sack of weed” when she was being taken into custody"

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[nothinganything.livejournal.com]

Yes, the "sack of weed" comment is right up there with Ronnie Dobbs' "But I didn't get my suck-off!" except this is totally real.

[beatgirl.livejournal.com]

Wow, that lady looks like a real winner. Now, I can understand that your babies need diapers (not that needing baby items justifies stealing), but jewelry, cds and candy?

I also love that she asked the officers for her weed back. CLASSIC! What a great mom!