Paris Hilton's Diary

[blistermoth]

to be published in November!



I feel sick now.

Comments

[michael-j-lucid.livejournal.com]

About the book or that she almost looks innocent?

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Gah. I wish the media would just ignore her already.

[blistermoth.livejournal.com]

Both!

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

So? The text in the book will be straight from what's between her ears.

A bunch of blank pages.

Great way to make a fortune tho. I think I should publish Ozzy Osbornes Diary of Putrid, Insane, Moronic Antics, or something like that.

There must be SOME segment of culture it would sell well in. Diaries maximize income per word. That's just good salesmanship: maximum income for minimum work.

It's time for a NYT bestseller with nothing inside it. :)

Or a Nobel Prize for literature?

Hey! Maybe Paris will win it!!

Shoot me.

[drbear.livejournal.com]

I shall have to put that on my must-miss list.

[costello1177.livejournal.com]

so is it actually words or just pictures??

[blistermoth.livejournal.com]

According to the publisher there's actual words.

[daisydumont.livejournal.com]

i'd hate being famous just for being rich and slutty. :/

[blessed-harlot.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of this handful of movies sitting on the shelves at work, with pictures of Hilton on the cover, half-dressed looking blankly at the camera. I think to myself, I'm bored just looking at the cover! I cannot conceptualize that not only did a group of people think it was worth spending money to film her walking and talking for two hours, but there are in fact people willing to pay more money to watch it!

Paris Hilton is a best-selling author. Our bloated empire must surely be collapsing. Vomitoriums are just around the corner.

[buckeye-hoosier.livejournal.com]

Must be weird to have written more books than you've read...